im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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