she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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