yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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