i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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