the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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