what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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