Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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