If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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