Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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