those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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