WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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