so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
ok first of all what the fuck
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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