just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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