OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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