had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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