Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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