question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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