Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she peed on how many people?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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