why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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