Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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