Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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