she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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