Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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