We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize