Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
