I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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