I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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