Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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