if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
