I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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