Apparently you make a good broom.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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