Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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