she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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