you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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