Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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