I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
