You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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