oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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