I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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