it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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