i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Randomize
