Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its not stalking. its research.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize