Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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