the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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