Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
dude. I can hear the air.
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