sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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