Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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