Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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