We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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