are you still at the devil's house?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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