And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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