ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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