Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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