Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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