I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize