I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
