I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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